Shucks Given, Zero Oystercatcher T-Shirt | Funny Coastal Bird Tee | Oyster Pun Shirt | Retro Bird Art | Unisex Soft Tee
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Meet Shucks Given, Zero; a bold American oystercatcher in teal, hot pink, and sunshine yellow, standing tall on that unmistakable orange-red bill and radiating a couldn't-care-less confidence that only comes from a life spent cracking shells for breakfast.
This one's for the low-tide walkers, the oyster roast regulars, the ones who know the best days end with sandy feet and salt in their hair. Wear it to the sandbar, wear it to the raw bar, wear it nowhere in particular — she's unbothered either way.
And under all that personality? A genuinely great tee. This is the shirt that quietly becomes the one you reach for first.
Why you'll love it: 100% ring-spun cotton that's soft from the very first wash. Double-stitched neckline and sleeves so it holds up to years of long days on the water. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a shirt that actually keeps its shape. Quarter-turned construction, so no awkward crease running down the front.
Every design is printed to order with care, right here at Ellen Jean — thanks for supporting a small coastal-hearted shop.
The details: 100% ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester; Heather colors: 65% polyester / 35% cotton). 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) lightweight fabric. Blank sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
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Shucks Given, Zero Oystercatcher T-Shirt | Funny Coastal Bird Tee | Oyster Pun Shirt | Retro Bird Art | Unisex Soft Tee
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Meet Shucks Given, Zero; a bold American oystercatcher in teal, hot pink, and sunshine yellow, standing tall on that unmistakable orange-red bill and radiating a couldn't-care-less confidence that only comes from a life spent cracking shells for breakfast.
This one's for the low-tide walkers, the oyster roast regulars, the ones who know the best days end with sandy feet and salt in their hair. Wear it to the sandbar, wear it to the raw bar, wear it nowhere in particular — she's unbothered either way.
And under all that personality? A genuinely great tee. This is the shirt that quietly becomes the one you reach for first.
Why you'll love it: 100% ring-spun cotton that's soft from the very first wash. Double-stitched neckline and sleeves so it holds up to years of long days on the water. Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for a shirt that actually keeps its shape. Quarter-turned construction, so no awkward crease running down the front.
Every design is printed to order with care, right here at Ellen Jean — thanks for supporting a small coastal-hearted shop.
The details: 100% ring-spun cotton (Sport Grey: 90% ring-spun cotton / 10% polyester; Heather colors: 65% polyester / 35% cotton). 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²) lightweight fabric. Blank sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 |
| M | 29 | 20 |
| L | 30 | 22 |
| XL | 31 | 24 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 |
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